You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@WORK
You spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
@PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it
@PRISON
You get time off for good behavior
@WORK
you get more work for
Good behavior
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself
@PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
@WORK
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@PRISON
You get your own toilet
@WORK
you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat
@PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
@WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak
To your family
@PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
@PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@WORK
You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called managers
This is a new Prison in UK!
Cheers.
