how marriage changes

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how marriage changes

Postby J. » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:06 pm

Husband and wife...

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.
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Re: how marriage changes

Postby aussiewannabe » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:48 pm

;D ;D
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Re: how marriage changes

Postby a1 » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:05 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: how marriage changes

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:29 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: how marriage changes

Postby Jared » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:24 pm

lol, I like this one :p
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Re: how marriage changes

Postby FsNovice » Thu May 01, 2008 12:55 pm

Very clever  ;D ;D ;D
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