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Don't come home early...

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:16 am
by Groundbound1
A man returns home early from a business trip and is surprised to find his wife nude in thier bedroom.

"Honey, it's the middle of the day, why aren't you wearing any clothes?" he asks.

"I'm doing the wash, and I have nothing to put on." she replies.

He walks over to the closet and opens the door, "Nonsense, " he says "you've got plenty of clothes in here. You've got a red dress, a blue dress, that green outfit I like, hi Harry, a yellow dress..."

:-?

Re: Don't come home early...

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:48 pm
by Dr.bob7
:D


if you read it carefully you get it

Re: Don't come home early...

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:44 pm
by Wingo
Subtle, I like it!  ;D

Re: Don't come home early...

PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:44 pm
by a1
LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D


There was a phone commercial or something like that once.

Re: Don't come home early...

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:06 am
by J.
where he comes home, tells his wife about a deal and then his neighbor burts out the closet.

good joke, nice and subtle :)

Re: Don't come home early...

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:33 am
by Brando14100
Was he complaining that she was walking around naked? ;D ;D ;D ;)

Re: Don't come home early...

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:01 am
by Fozzer
LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D


There was a phone commercial or something like that once.


....>>>>Tiscali Broadband offer!... ;)...!

(The bedroom scene).

My favourite commercial!... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Paul... ;D...!