Don't come home early...

[Groundbound1]

A man returns home early from a business trip and is surprised to find his wife nude in thier bedroom.

"Honey, it's the middle of the day, why aren't you wearing any clothes?" he asks.

"I'm doing the wash, and I have nothing to put on." she replies.

He walks over to the closet and opens the door, "Nonsense, " he says "you've got plenty of clothes in here. You've got a red dress, a blue dress, that green outfit I like, hi Harry, a yellow dress..."

:-?

[Dr.bob7]

if you read it carefully you get it

[Wingo]

Subtle, I like it!  ;D

[a1]

LOL


There was a phone commercial or something like that once.

[J.]

where he comes home, tells his wife about a deal and then his neighbor burts out the closet.

good joke, nice and subtle

[Brando14100]

Was he complaining that she was walking around naked?

[Fozzer]

LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D


There was a phone commercial or something like that once.

....>>>>Tiscali Broadband offer!... ...!

(The bedroom scene).

My favourite commercial!... ... ... ...!

Paul... ...!