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RE: Guide on Nutrition & Exercise

Postby aussiewannabe » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:48 pm

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Re: Guide on Nutrition & Exercise

Postby Fozzer » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:59 am

Fantastic Read... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

I thoroughly agree!...;)...!

(I also speak English,
.....and I am determined to live forever)... ;)...!

Paul...Enthusiastic Cook...(involving very little exercise)... :)...!

Tortoises live for 150+ years....they are never in a hurry to do anything...I admire them...;)...!
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Re: Guide on Nutrition & Exercise

Postby NickN » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:47 am

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
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Re: Guide on Nutrition & Exercise

Postby aussiewannabe » Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:03 am

Sad, but true, Nick!
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Re: Guide on Nutrition & Exercise

Postby Wii » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:14 pm

Sad, but true, Nick!


But the saddest part is the one lady isn't actually wearing a thong... :-/


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