I was going to build a snowman

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I was going to build a snowman

Postby drummer_tom » Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:59 pm

We have had some rather random snow in the UK and many people built snowmen.

I also thought about constructing a non-gender specific snow person but I did have a few reservations since it might have been interpreted as offensive to persons with no arms, no legs, with a carrot for a nose or eyes made of coal.
Also, the snow was not available in a wide enough range of colours to enable me to accurately represent a cross section of the community, but I desided to press ahead anyway.
However, by the time I had donned the required personal protective equipment, grippy boots, insulated safety gloves, hi-vis clothing, erected the barriers necessary to cordon off the proposed construction site to ensure a safe working area, filled in a risk assessment, method statement and cold working certificate..... the snow had melted!  :(
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Re: I was going to build a snowman

Postby RitterKreuz » Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:34 am

Theres a nice desk job for you at just about any U.S. airline if you're interested  ;)
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