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My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:02 am
by Mictheslik
Why can Doctors never get any blood when they test you....






















Because they're always searching in vein



OK...I'll leave....

.mic

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:06 am
by ThomasKaira
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Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:09 am
by Fozzer
Why can Doctors never get any blood when they test you....


Because they're always searching in vein


OK...I'll leave....
.mic


Excellent, Mic!.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

That's what I call typical English Humour....."Monty Python" style...

...nice an simple!.. ;)...!

Paul.... 8-)...!

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:39 am
by a1
I have to agree with this one. ;D

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:33 pm
by Kaworu
When I had my blood work done, they had made so many holes in me, I was surprised there weren't little fountains of blood coming out!

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:43 pm
by H
When I had my blood work done, they had made so many holes in me, I was surprised there weren't little fountains of blood coming out!
I suppose everyone needles you with the nickname "Sieve?"


8-)

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:39 pm
by Wii
Oh my gosh...blood...I'm getting sick... :-/

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:42 am
by drummer_tom
OK...I'll leave....


Thanks a lot!!  ;D ::)

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:58 am
by BFMF
When I had my blood work done, they had made so many holes in me, I was surprised there weren't little fountains of blood coming out!


When I became a heat casualty, the combat lifesavers tried sticking me with a IV a couple times and failed to hit a vein. The medics tried a couple times, but failed. I was rushed to medical, and a doctor had a hard time getting it. Finally, his boss who was a high ranking officer was able to do it. Wasn't fun at all...

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:47 pm
by Souichiro
Well... Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:51 pm
by Fozzer
Well... Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


..Boom-boom!... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor. I keep thinking I'm a pair of Curtains!"....

Doctor: "Pull yourself together, Man!".

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:49 pm
by beaky
Well... Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


..Boom-boom!... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor. I keep thinking I'm a pair of Curtains!"....

Doctor: "Pull yourself together, Man!".


:D

Patient: "Doctor, every time I drink hot cocoa I get this awful pain in my eye!"
Doctor: "Next time, take the spoon out first!"

Brrrrrump.... crash!
:D

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 1:27 am
by H
[color=#003300]1st Doctor,

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:43 am
by Souichiro
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I can't feel my legs!!

Doctor: You could be right, I cut off your arms

Re: My turn at poor humour...

PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:13 am
by Fozzer
Patient: "Doctor, I broke my arm in two places!"

Doctor: "Stay away from those sort of places"

Paul....Ya gotta larf... ;D...!

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, will I be able to play the Violin after the operation?

Doctor: "'Yes, of course"

Patient: ''Great! I never could before!"

...and so it goes...;)...!