cat bath

[newberiffic]

Over the weekend my cat sox was giving himself a cat bath when he proceeded to clean his butt my girlfriend looked over at me and said   WOW I wish I could do that!!!

I said....


I am sure he will let you when he's finished.

[Romulus111VADT]

This actually happened- I was walking with an old Army buddy. A male dog came trotting by and stopped. He started licking his balls and my buddy looked at me and said, "Man, I'd love to be able to do that." I looked at my buddy and said, "Well, if you pet him real nice, he might just let you."

He started laughing his a-s-s off and said, "Darn buddy, that was a good one!"

The only time in my life I've been able to use a joke I'd heard in real life. Let me tell you, it's even funnier to witness a joke in real life!  ;)

[beaky]

LOL!
You know why dogs and cats do that, don't you?








...because they can!

[TacitBlue]

[quote]This actually happened- I was walking with an old Army buddy. A male dog came trotting by and stopped. He started licking his balls and my buddy looked at me and said, "Man, I'd love to be able to do that." I looked at my buddy and said, "Well, if you pet him real nice, he might just let you."

He started laughing his a-s-s off and said, "Darn buddy, that was a good one!"

The only time in my life I've been able to use a joke I'd heard in real life. Let me tell you, it's even funnier to witness a joke in real life!