Are they twins?
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:45 pm>>> > A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
>>> > Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the
>>> > way through the entrance.
>>> >
>>> > The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome
>>> > to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>>> >
>>> > The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
>>> > ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the
>>> > hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just
>>> > stupid?"
>>> >
>>> > "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I
>>> > just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and
>>> > thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
>>> > Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the
>>> > way through the entrance.
>>> >
>>> > The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome
>>> > to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
>>> >
>>> > The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
>>> > ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the
>>> > hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just
>>> > stupid?"
>>> >
>>> > "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I
>>> > just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and
>>> > thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
