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Ponderisms
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:18 amby Fly2e
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Re: Ponderisms
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:20 amby Romulus111VADT
"Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? "
The funeral march and the wedding march are the exact same song, just played at different tempos. Sounds like someone was trying to say something.....
"Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? " Taxes.....
Re: Ponderisms
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:59 pmby TacitBlue
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Because the island told him not to, or he's one of "the others"... oh wait, wrong island show.
Re: Ponderisms
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:53 pmby a1
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Re: Ponderisms
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:52 pmby Groundbound1
Must be a "viral" email...My mother just passed them on to me.
Not on the list, but one of my favorites,
"Why is the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song?" (Steven Wright)
Re: Ponderisms
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:29 amby expat
What happens to your lap when you stand up?
Matt
Re: Ponderisms
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:01 pmby Tom...
Why do cricketers wear trousers in summer and footballers wear shorts in winter?
Re: Ponderisms
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:14 pmby TacitBlue
Do nudists wear aprons when they barbeque?
Re: Ponderisms
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:45 amby Mike..
Why is it you can drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? ;D
Mike
Re: Ponderisms
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Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:48 pmby Jared
Re: Ponderisms
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Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:22 pmby Ang2dogs
If you can't be a winner, don't be a loser. Heard it from an ol cuban sailor.
Re: Ponderisms
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:33 amby Romulus111VADT
If you can't be a winner, don't be a loser. Heard it from an ol cuban sailor.
The late Dale Earnhardt Sr. had a good one- ""Second place is just the first place loser."
Re: Ponderisms
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:16 amby expat
If you can't be a winner, don't be a loser. Heard it from an ol cuban sailor.
The late Dale Earnhardt Sr. had a good one- ""Second place is just the first place loser."
German's have a way around it, they say if you come second, you are the "Vice Champions" ;D
Matt
Re: Ponderisms
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Tue Mar 11, 2008 3:52 pmby igs942
Ponderisms
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Hmmmm might know this one....
Cents = possible US currency
Penny = possible UK currency
Could you be travelling from the States to the UK...I'm sure that's the current exchange rate ;)
Re: Ponderisms
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:55 amby Ashar
Formerly known as Phrasing Phrases...This is part 25
