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How totally unrealistic?
I mean wizards and witches on brooms? Okay.
Ogres and giants? Okay.
A ginger haired kid with two friends? Oh come on

Brilliant

lol

Hi Mark...

Now there is nothing wrong with Harry, Mark.  

Our Grandchildren all love him.

AND

I got them all believing their Grandmother the "Old Girl" is a real witch and actually fly's on a broom.
It all started one Christmas when one of the Grandchildren asked me if we were rich.
I replied just with "love" and not with "money" why do you ask.
The child said Grandma is always here and there, she is all over the place and never home.  I replied yes she does a rather large amount of travelling for different organizations but it doesn't cost her anything because she does not travel by train or plane, she is a witch and goes on her broomstick.
Ya know Mark I think the old girl found out, there are some days I find myself standing in the corner of the barn and I don't remember how I got there.  

Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug

My mum used to fly a vacuum cleaner until she realised the cable wasn't long enough once out of the house. She has since returned to her Nimbus 2000

Catholics broke into my house and burned all my Harry Potter books  :-[