Beach violence.
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Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:21 pmby waspiflab
I was walking across the beach yesterday afternoon, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a man starts shouting at what looked like his wife who was carrying a baby in her arms. They argued for some time, when suddenly the man picked up a large stick and started to smash the lady around the head time and time again. The poor woman was desperately trying to defend herself and shield the baby away from this madman. Then all of a sudden, out of nowhere a crocodile jumped up and ate all the sausages.
Re: Beach violence.
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Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:31 pmby Romulus111VADT
All righty then, meanwhile, back at the ranch..... :-?
Re: Beach violence.
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:47 amby Papa9571
must lose something in translation
Re: Beach violence.
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:17 amby Ashar
LOL...Awesome one Waspi...Always nice to see the dumbfounded looks on peoples faces
Re: Beach violence.
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:51 amby waspiflab
I'll keep em stewing a bit longer.
Re: Beach violence.
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:56 amby Hagar
The old ones are the best.
Re: Beach violence.
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:07 amby Fozzer
...10/10.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!
(The sort of humour that only works within the boundaries of the British Isles...as you can see!...
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The rest are generally baffled...
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Paul....
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Re: Beach violence.
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:46 amby Celtman
...10/10.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!
(The sort of humour that only works within the boundaries of the British Isles...as you can see!...
...)...
...!
The rest are generally baffled...
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Paul....
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British Isles resident here...... still not getting it :-?
Re: Beach violence.
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:55 amby Hagar
...10/10.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!
(The sort of humour that only works within the boundaries of the British Isles...as you can see!...
...)...
...!
The rest are generally baffled...
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...!
Paul....
...!
British Isles resident here...... still not getting it :-?
I suspect you don't live near the seaside.
Re: Beach violence.
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:11 amby TSC.
LOL don't worry Waspi, some of us here get it.
TSC.
Re: Beach violence.
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 12:37 pmby ozzy72
For those of you not from the UK or who haven't been to the British coast in summer might I suggest looking under Punch And Judy
Re: Beach violence.
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:26 pmby MWISimmer
There's never a policeman around when you need one. ;)
Re: Beach violence.
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Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:03 pmby Fozzer
...shame about the sausages...
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Paul....
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