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Jeremy Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:27 pm
by ozzy72
They've already started (really only for Brits of a certain age) ;)

For the funeral Mrs Beadle doesnt know what to arrange. She would like a lavish do, but on the other hand thinks a small finger buffet is more appropriate!

What with the pneumonia and cancer, you can't help but think life just dealt Jeremy Beadle a bad hand.

Jeremy Beadle would still be alive today if only he could of got the lid off of his tablets

Whats Jeremy Beadle and a fake Rolex watch got in common?
One big hand, one small hand and they have stopped ticking!

Jeremy Beadle has just died at the age of 59. As a mark of respect lets give him a big hand.

And on a different topic:-

George Michael and Elton John are releasing a gay version of the Wizard of Oz. its called Swallow the Yellow thick load

Re: Jeremy Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:54 pm
by Ashar
Shame I'm not British or of that certain age :-/ :-/

Re: Jeremy Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:26 pm
by expat
Shame I'm not British or of that certain age :-/ :-/



I am, and it did not take long ;D ;D ;D

Matt

Re: Jeremy Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:10 pm
by Hagar
Shame I'm not British or of that certain age :-/ :-/

It ruins the joke if you have to explain it so I won't. :P

Jeremy Beadle would still be alive today if only he could of got the lid off of his tablets

Thought you would have spotted these howlers Mark. I suspect hope that you copied this from somewhere without checking it. ::) :P

Re: Jeremy Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:22 pm
by MWISimmer
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I'll get me coat....

Re: Jeremy Jokes

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:14 pm
by ozzy72
Aye I did indeed just copy and paste, I wasn't really paying attention due to an errant daughter whose bath time it was.

Re: Jeremy Jokes

PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:11 pm
by expat
Matt, the Daily Telegraph cartoonist got it right today:

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Matt (No, not him, Me)

Re: Jeremy Jokes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:08 pm
by waspiflab
Beadle, who was 59, was a significant fundraiser for Children with Leukaemia throughout his life and is estimated to have raised more than