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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un rewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker... 'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'.  :o

Why do I get that feeling that been BPB?

Ouch

Why do I get that feeling that been BPB?

If it has, I'm sorry. At my age, I'm lucky I can remember what was posted yesterday....

I do try to come up with some new ones.....

Every now and then I manage to.....

I don't remember it either..... maybe I'm going senile. Hey Romulus do you think I'm going err something or other to do with age?

I don't remember it either..... maybe I'm going senile. Hey Romulus do you think I'm going err something or other to do with age?

I don't remember it either. I wonder If I could blame that on too many blasts to the head.... :-/

No hope Andrew, according to President Clinton oral sex doesn't count

Here it is!

http://www.simviation.com/cgi-bin/yabb2 ... 1200428312

Och well it was worth the repost; I didn't see the first one.

Here it is!

http://www.simviation.com/cgi-bin/yabb2 ... 1200428312

Well, oops and EXCUSE ME!....lmao

No hope Andrew, according to President Clinton oral sex doesn't count

I was talking about too many explosions*...lol



*In the event there is still a misunderstanding, i'm talking about explosions from road side bombs...

No hope Andrew, according to President Clinton oral sex doesn't count

I was talking about too many explosions*...lol



*In the event there is still a misunderstanding, i'm talking about explosions from road side bombs...

Roadside bombs eh? is that what their calling it now?

No hope Andrew, according to President Clinton oral sex doesn't count

I was talking about too many explosions*...lol



*In the event there is still a misunderstanding, i'm talking about explosions from road side bombs...

Roadside bombs eh? is that what their calling it now?

IED's, Improvised Explosive Devices, Roadside bombs, ect are the same thing...

The best bang since the big one?