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Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:13 am

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un rewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker... 'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'.  :o

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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby Ashar » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:23 am

Why do I get that feeling that been BPB? ;D ;D
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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:28 am

Ouch ;D
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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:05 pm

Why do I get that feeling that been BPB? ;D ;D


If it has, I'm sorry. At my age, I'm lucky I can remember what was posted yesterday.... :-[

I do try to come up with some new ones..... ::)

Every now and then I manage to..... ;)

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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:13 pm

I don't remember it either..... maybe I'm going senile. Hey Romulus do you think I'm going err something or other to do with age? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby BFMF » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:17 pm

I don't remember it either..... maybe I'm going senile. Hey Romulus do you think I'm going err something or other to do with age? ;D ;D ;D


I don't remember it either. I wonder If I could blame that on too many blasts to the head.... :-/
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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:31 pm

No hope Andrew, according to President Clinton oral sex doesn't count ;D
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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby Ashar » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:31 pm

Here it is!

http://www.simviation.com/cgi-bin/yabb2 ... 1200428312

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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby Saitek » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:35 pm

Och well it was worth the repost; I didn't see the first one. ;)
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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:49 pm



Well, oops and EXCUSE ME!....lmao
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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby a1 » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:13 pm

;D ;D
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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby BFMF » Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:42 pm

No hope Andrew, according to President Clinton oral sex doesn't count ;D


I was talking about too many explosions*...lol ;D



*In the event there is still a misunderstanding, i'm talking about explosions from road side bombs... ;)
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Postby TacitBlue » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:32 pm

No hope Andrew, according to President Clinton oral sex doesn't count ;D


I was talking about too many explosions*...lol ;D



*In the event there is still a misunderstanding, i'm talking about explosions from road side bombs... ;)


Roadside bombs eh? is that what their calling it now? :-X ;)
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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby BFMF » Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:39 pm

No hope Andrew, according to President Clinton oral sex doesn't count ;D


I was talking about too many explosions*...lol ;D



*In the event there is still a misunderstanding, i'm talking about explosions from road side bombs... ;)


Roadside bombs eh? is that what their calling it now? :-X ;)


IED's, Improvised Explosive Devices, Roadside bombs, ect are the same thing...
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Re: Dusty Underwear...

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:08 am

The best bang since the big one? ;D
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