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Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"

HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."

WIFE: - silence -

HUSBAND: " . . . Ah, S-h-i-t."

A golden oldie

Fantastic

A golden oldie

Well, I'm either very forgetful (good chance) or I'm old and forgetful (Better chance).....

LOL!

"Would she use my clubs?"
"No. She's left-handed . . . Ah, S-h-i-t."

Well, I'm either very forgetful (good chance) or I'm old and forgetful (Better chance)...

It certainly seems like it...

lol...

"Would she use my clubs?"
"No. She's left-handed . . . Ah, S-h-i-t."

Well, I'm either very forgetful (good chance) or I'm old and forgetful (Better chance)...

It certainly seems like it...

8-)

I don't play golf, nor does my wife......

I married my girlfriend, that's why I have an ex-wife.....

Oh s-h-i-t indeed

Imagine backtracking from that one;

"what I m-mean is, um, my i-ideal p-partner would be left handed... n-not that you being right handed is b-bad, d-dear..."

DOH!!!

oh em jee  ;D