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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is

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:-?

Now for the real test of who is blond in the forums.... Who had to look at the photo to get the joke?? xD

I know I didn't

Yeah, so the rest of us are blond, cos you've seen the joke before. Right?

That is nothing, my best friend Steve actually saw two girls trying to top up a cars oil by pouring it down the dipstick hole

That is nothing, my best friend Steve actually saw two girls trying to top up a cars oil by pouring it down the dipstick hole

lol, I hate trying to pour automatic transmission fluid into my comet, the only way in is the dipstick tube which sits underneath and behind the shock tower brace making it darn near impossible to get a funnel back in there and pour it successfully without making a large mess :-D

D'oh! LOL  ;D