Living Will
Posted:
Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:34 amby ozzy72
Last night, my missus and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug"!
She got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.
She's such a b*tch...
Re: Living Will
Posted:
Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:07 amby Sir_Crashalot
Next time she does that, take the batteries from her electric boyfriend.......
Crash
Re: Living Will
Posted:
Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:15 amby Romulus111VADT
Next time she does that, take the batteries from her electric boyfriend.......
Crash
My youngest child made a remark about my ex-wife probably using one of those. I said, "I doubt she could afford to keep batteries in it." The poor kid about laughed her butt off.
Re: Living Will
Posted:
Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:33 amby Saitek
+1 to Mrs Ozzy. 10/10. 8-) I like that sort of wit.
Re: Living Will
Posted:
Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:28 pmby beaky
A fairly old joke, but still funny...