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Q:"What is the difference between Microscopic and Minute?"

A:

(a) "Microscopic means something which is very, very small".

(b) "My Newt is in my pocket, together with my Frog and my Toad"..... ...!

Boom-Boom... ...!

Paul.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!

*listens to the wind blow and watches the tumble weed roll past*

I'D be hearing crickets, but the frog ate'em.

:-?

Fozz I've warned you about drinking vino and posting before. People will start to think you're as daft as me

Fozz I've warned you about drinking vino and posting before. People will start to think you're as daft as me

LOL.... ...!

Ozzy, I'm convinced that our simple sense of humour is way over the heads of most of our laughter incapacitated Members.. ...!

Paul... 8-)...!

In aid of the confused:
Minute: (min-it)....a period of time.
Minute: (my-nute)...very small.

My sense of humour isn't merely twisted but sprained

HAHA

A newt? Are you sure the tiny, wriggling lizzard is in your pocket?

You've reminded me of someone in earlier school years who forgot he had some small explosives in his pocket, reached in and blew the side of his pants out; that more than wriggled his newt... the frog was gone and he was one hoppin' little toad.

Not bad for Foz. Amazed he didn't come out with another wriggling newt... :-/

*sound of one hand clapping*