Ahhh women!

I'm going to try transalate into english, so wish me luck..
a woman and a man crash their cars Abreast ,the Blow was so hard that both cars are Destroyed.
But incredibly none of them are injured, after came out of the cars the women saids
Oh my God! just look out our cars there's nothing left, Miraculously we don't have even a Scratch, this gotta be a God's sighn ,that we both have to meet each other, be friends, and make the love like a crazy for the rest of our lives
The man, looking such of beatiful woman, answer:
Oh yes!, I'm completly agree with you, this is a God's sighn indeed
The woman continues
"Hey Look!, there's another miracle, my car is completly destroyed but there's a bottle of wine, it didn't broke out, I'm sure that God want us to drink that bottle of wine and celebrate our good luck
She gives the bottle to the man, he accept it, open it, and drink the half of it, and give it back to her.
She, takes the bottle and imidiatly place the Stopper and give it back to the man,and he ask:
What,you are not going to drink it?
the woman answer:
No, I think I'm going to wait for the police; you now brings ethyl breath
Womens are and will be more Evils than Beautiful..
a woman and a man crash their cars Abreast ,the Blow was so hard that both cars are Destroyed.
But incredibly none of them are injured, after came out of the cars the women saids
Oh my God! just look out our cars there's nothing left, Miraculously we don't have even a Scratch, this gotta be a God's sighn ,that we both have to meet each other, be friends, and make the love like a crazy for the rest of our lives
The man, looking such of beatiful woman, answer:
Oh yes!, I'm completly agree with you, this is a God's sighn indeed
The woman continues
"Hey Look!, there's another miracle, my car is completly destroyed but there's a bottle of wine, it didn't broke out, I'm sure that God want us to drink that bottle of wine and celebrate our good luck
She gives the bottle to the man, he accept it, open it, and drink the half of it, and give it back to her.
She, takes the bottle and imidiatly place the Stopper and give it back to the man,and he ask:
What,you are not going to drink it?
the woman answer:
No, I think I'm going to wait for the police; you now brings ethyl breath
Womens are and will be more Evils than Beautiful..