Why big airplanes don't make baby airplanes

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Why big airplanes don't make baby airplanes

Postby Aerophile » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:30 pm

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you.
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Re: Why big airplanes don't make baby airplanes

Postby TSC. » Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:55 pm

LMAO!!!   ;D ;D

Love it!

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Re: Why big airplanes don't make baby airplanes

Postby a1 » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:55 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Why big airplanes don't make baby airplanes

Postby Ashar » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:44 pm

LMAO!!! That's hilarious! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Why big airplanes don't make baby airplanes

Postby aussiewannabe » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:41 pm

That just made my day!

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Re: Why big airplanes don't make baby airplanes

Postby Vuikag » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:28 pm

LMFAO! OMG! That's funny as heck!
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