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German Aviation Terms

PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:06 am
by Papa9571
Sorry if this has been posted before but I found it funny..

AIRCRAFT---Der Fliegenwagen

JET TRANSPORT---Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen
Highenfaster Mit All Der Mach Und Flightenlevels. (Built by Boeing)

PROPELLER---Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster

ENGINE---Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan
Pushenthruster

JET ENGINE---Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken
Airpushenbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorsqueezen Und Turbinespinnen
Bladenrotors. (Made by Pratt & Whitney)

CONTROL COLUMN---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick

RUDDER PEDALS---Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks

PILOT---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker

PASSENGER---Der Dumbkopf Das Est Strappened En Der Baacken Mit Der Other
Dumbkopfs Das Est Expecten To Leave Undgo On Scheduledtimen Und Arriven mit
Der Luggagebags Somplaceneisen

STUDENT PILOT---Der Dumbkopf Das Learnen Fliegen Un Hopen To Jobenfinden Mit
Der Airlinens

FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR---Der Timenbuilder Mit Less Den 1000 Hrs
Multienginefliegen. Teachen Dumbkopfs To Fliegen Vile Waitenwatchen Fer Der
Letter Mit Der Joboffering Frum United

AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT---Das Grosse Overpaiden Und Under Werken
Whinencomplainer Biggen Schmuck Dat Fliegen Mit Das Big Airlinen

PARACHUTE---Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Tailschwingen
Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est
Kaputen

FAA---Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und
Regulations

Helicopter --- Der Flingen Wingen Maschinen mit der Floppen Bladens dot ist
Fliegen by der Dumbkopfs vas iss too Stupiden for Knowen dees Maschinens ees
not Safen ver Fliegen.

Re: German Aviation Terms

PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:15 am
by Hagar
Excellent. [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

I remember something similar in our club newsletter many years ago. Try as I might I couldn't find it until now.

Re: German Aviation Terms

PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:43 am
by cspyro21
;D ;D

CONTROL COLUMN---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick

RUDDER PEDALS---Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks

PILOT---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker

^ Brilliant!! :D ^

Re: German Aviation Terms

PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:45 am
by Jared
lol, thanks for reposting these, I had seen them a long time ago, but forgot where :)

Re: German Aviation Terms

PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:12 pm
by Sir_Crashalot
Fabelhaft ;D

Crash ;)

Re: German Aviation Terms

PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:13 pm
by Ashar
Fantastic! ;D ;D

Re: German Aviation Terms

PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:11 am
by Groundbound1
;D ;D

CONTROL COLUMN---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick

RUDDER PEDALS---Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks

PILOT---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker

^ Brilliant!! :D ^

Yup! That's about the point where my eyes started watering up too! ;D ;D ;D  Top notchen!

Re: German Aviation Terms

PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:16 am
by expat
You forgot Air Miss..........Nearen shitzen selfen.

And exhaust pipe.......Spitzen fartzen tuben.

Matt

Re: German Aviation Terms

PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:03 pm
by Aerophile
;D ;D ;D ;D

You forgot Air Miss..........Nearen shitzen selfen.

And exhaust pipe.......Spitzen fartzen tuben.

Matt

Re: German Aviation Terms

PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:27 pm
by Vuikag
HEHEHEHHE!