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My mother-in-law..

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:40 pm
by TSC.
My mother-in-law was run over by a chap in a car earlier today, the driver apologised & said that although he'd had enough room to go around her, he wasn't sure if he had enough petrol...

Re: My mother-in-law..

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:55 pm
by Romulus111VADT
:-? Alrighty then, mean while back at the ranch..... :-/

Re: My mother-in-law..

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:58 pm
by TSC.
She's big.  ::)

;)

TSC.

Re: My mother-in-law..

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:05 pm
by Ashar
::) ::)

Re: My mother-in-law..

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:10 pm
by EGNX
:-? Alrighty then, mean while back at the ranch..... :-/


Lol... Don't worry TSC. I got it.

Re: My mother-in-law..

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:42 pm
by ozzy72
Has anyone else noticed that mother-in-law is an anagram of Woman Hitler? ;D

Re: My mother-in-law..

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:05 pm
by Mushroom_Farmer
Does a beeper sound when she backs up?
When she sits around the house, does she really sit AROUND the house?
In case of a water landing, can she be used as a flotation device?
Does she have her own zip code?  :o

Re: My mother-in-law..

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:14 pm
by Ashar
Does a beeper sound when she backs up?
When she sits around the house, does she really sit AROUND the house?
In case of a water landing, can she be used as a flotation device?
Does she have her own zip code?  :o


I think she has a zip... :-X

Re: My mother-in-law..

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:45 pm
by TacitBlue
Has she ever used a phone booth?
Has she ever seen her toes?
Does she have to have her cloths custom made by a tent maker?

Re: My mother-in-law..

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:20 pm
by H
She's big.
No... he's got a very, very tiny fuel tank. :D


8-)

Re: My mother-in-law..

PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:12 pm
by ThomasKaira
Has she struck oil while wearing high heels?

::) ::) ::) ::)

Re: My mother-in-law..

PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:54 am
by eno
Someone has been reading Les Dawson's autobiography  ;D ;D