by Jared » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:17 am
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me. " So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese. " The Collie replies, "That 's not good enough. " The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese. " She says, "That 's not creative enough. " Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine. "