Peggy Sues date

What are you laughing at?

Peggy Sues date

Postby DONTREADMYUSERNAME » Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:50 pm

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.
'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says.

'That''s cool.' says Bobby.

Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.'

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, 'Whaaaat?'

'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue''s father, 'Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!'

Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!'

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dangit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!
Last edited by DONTREADMYUSERNAME on Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:50 pm, edited 1 time in total.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
-- Jeff Marder

Stupid Sox Fans
Image

Image
DONTREADMYUSERNAME
Captain
Captain
 
Posts: 699
Joined: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:00 pm

Re: Peggy Sues date

Postby TacitBlue » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:16 pm

LMAO!  ;D
Image
A&P Mechanic, Rankin Aircraft 78Y

Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB
User avatar
TacitBlue
Major
Major
 
Posts: 3856
Joined: Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:33 pm
Location: Saint Joseph, Missouri, USA

Re: Peggy Sues date

Postby H » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:04 am

I would certainly expect that Peggy sue...
and move into a foster home.
>:(


8-)
H
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 5525
Joined: Fri May 27, 2005 1:27 am
Location: NH, USA

Re: Peggy Sues date

Postby Hagar » Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:16 am

Very funny but about 3 years too soon. The Twist did not become popular until September 1960. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twist_%28song%29

ducktail hairdo

This must be the politically correct name. We called this hairstyle a DA (Duck's Arse) cos that's what it looks like when viewed from the rear. http://www.federation-of-teddyboys.co.uk/
Last edited by Hagar on Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:35 am, edited 1 time in total.
Image

Founder & Sole Member - Grumpy's Over the Hill Club for Veteran Virtual Aviators
Member of the Fox Four Group
My Google Photos albums
My Flickr albums
User avatar
Hagar
Colonel
Colonel
 
Posts: 30864
Joined: Wed Jun 19, 2002 7:15 am
Location: Costa Geriatrica

Re: Peggy Sues date

Postby Ashar » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:18 pm

I've read that before...LOL ;D ;D
Blabbing Away at SimV Since June 8, 2004
Ashar
Major
Major
 
Posts: 4041
Joined: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:13 am
Location: Ottawa, Ontario


Return to Humour

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 585 guests