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Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:53 pm**

"Blind men secant."

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:24 pm**

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:17 am**

:-? I'm much better with English than math(s). For example, I can use the word "gestate" in a sentence- "I can't go swimming because I gestate"

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:06 am**

:-? I'm much better with English than math(s). For example, I can use the word "gestate" in a sentence- "I can't go swimming because I gestate"

ROFL, even cornier

Posted: **Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:50 pm**

Corny? You call those corny?
One horned horse to another, "I see unicorn field!"

8-)

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:47 pm**

Oh yeah? Well I can do gladiator too:

"A dinosaur ate my teacher and I'm gladiator!"

::)

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:09 pm**

Oh yeah? Well I can do gladiator too:

"A dinosaur ate my teacher and I'm gladiator!"

Keeps getting cornier and cornier ::)

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:14 pm**

Oh yeah? Well I can do gladiator too:

"A dinosaur ate my teacher and I'm gladiator!"

Keeps getting cornier and cornier

I heard some awhile ago...

DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."

EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

Posted: **Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:11 pm**

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Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:53 am**

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Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:42 am**

Mayonaise's a lotta fish in this lake.

Posted: **Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:01 pm**

Not really a pun but the first time I heard someone say "Rattan furniture", I thought they said "Rutan Furniture" as in Burt Rutan. So I was picturing weird, curvy, aerodynamic chairs made of fiber glass.