The Teacher, Thief, and Lawyer

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The Teacher, Thief, and Lawyer

Postby Ashar » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:54 pm

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.

The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks,
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Re: The Teacher, Thief, and Lawyer

Postby aussiewannabe » Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:34 am

Pretty good!!!
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Re: The Teacher, Thief, and Lawyer

Postby a1 » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:13 am

The last one wasn't a question that's what I would answer. LOL Quite good yes.  ;D
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Re: The Teacher, Thief, and Lawyer

Postby Katahu » Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:57 pm

I take it that no Lawyer has ever managed to get pass St. Peter in Heaven's history. ;D
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