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A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''

The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.''

Another version:

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I get this terrible pain in one my eyes when I drink coffee.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the cup!

An favorite joke from an old record me and my friends use to play over and over.