A redneck is leaving a State Park in Texas with a massive cooler in the bed of his truck.
A game warden see's the red neck pulling out of the camp grounds and decides to pull him over for suspicion of catching protected fish out of season.
The redneck pulls to the side of the road and the game warden approaches the truck.
"Sir" the game warden says "We have had a big problem in the State parks with people fishing out of season and im going to need to look in your cooler."
reluctantly the redneck agrees.
The game warden opens the lid of the cooler and sure enough, its filled with lake water, and contains 5 fish swimming around inside the cooler.
"Sir" says the game warden "Im going to have to issue you a citation for catching these fish out of season, thats a $250 fine for each fish in your possession"
"well" explains the redneck "these are my pet fish... i brought them from home"
"Pet fish?" says the game wardon "I've never heard anything like this before"
"Yes" explaines the red neck "Every weekend i load them up in the cooler and bring them out here to the state park and i let them swim in the lake for about 10 minutes... then i whistle at them and they come swimming back into my cooler and we go home... they love it!"
"What!? Now this i have got to see!" says the game warden.
so the redneck takes the cooler to the shoreline and dumps out the fish into the water. and there the two men stand.
several minutes later the game warden says "Okay pal... thats been about ten minutes... whistle and lets see you call those fish back!"
to which the redneck replies
"what fish?"
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but not the right thing to do. 
