Kinda' long one
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:10 pmThree explorers are walking through the Amazon with their guide when suddenly they hear a deafening screech from overhead.
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Kinda' long one
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:10 pmRe: Kinda' long one
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:27 pmI'll give this one 2 stars!
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:29 pmI don't get it 
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:43 pmlol..well sort of
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:26 aman old retired marine and EXPERT bullshitter told me this joke. but here is how he told it.
we were in the middle of casual conversation when the subject of all the new species of animals they have been finding on south pacific islands came up.
he saw it as the perfect time to interject his joke with a perfectly straight face.
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"Did you hear about that massive gull like bird the found on an island outside New Guinea?" he asked
"no... heard about some sea life and some sort of racoon like animal but not that" i said with my interest peaked
"well...they called it the Foo Bird" he continued "national geographic sent a team of guys out to study the foo bird because it was killing the native islanders... but not in a way you would think."
"really? how is it killing them?" i asked
"well the foo bird would crap on these people, and they would run out into the ocean to wash it off and would die within minutes... come to find out the researchers discovered that the Foo bird's droppings contained a unique enzyme that when mixed with salt water would seep through the skin and contaminate the blood of the person who tried to wash themselves off and they would die."
"What?!" i said... a bit shocked
"Im dead serious guy, its a serious problem down there. Something like 20 people died because of the Foo bird while the researchers were there... it's been all over the news, you didnt hear about this?!" he continued
"No.... wow... i must have missed that one." i said
"yep" he said as he took a drag of his cigarette... "motto of the island has been changed too... now its 'if the Foo shits wear it!"
i laughed my butt off as i immediately knew that i had been had!
we were in the middle of casual conversation when the subject of all the new species of animals they have been finding on south pacific islands came up.
he saw it as the perfect time to interject his joke with a perfectly straight face.
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"Did you hear about that massive gull like bird the found on an island outside New Guinea?" he asked
"no... heard about some sea life and some sort of racoon like animal but not that" i said with my interest peaked
"well...they called it the Foo Bird" he continued "national geographic sent a team of guys out to study the foo bird because it was killing the native islanders... but not in a way you would think."
"really? how is it killing them?" i asked
"well the foo bird would crap on these people, and they would run out into the ocean to wash it off and would die within minutes... come to find out the researchers discovered that the Foo bird's droppings contained a unique enzyme that when mixed with salt water would seep through the skin and contaminate the blood of the person who tried to wash themselves off and they would die."
"What?!" i said... a bit shocked
"Im dead serious guy, its a serious problem down there. Something like 20 people died because of the Foo bird while the researchers were there... it's been all over the news, you didnt hear about this?!" he continued
"No.... wow... i must have missed that one." i said
"yep" he said as he took a drag of his cigarette... "motto of the island has been changed too... now its 'if the Foo shits wear it!"
i laughed my butt off as i immediately knew that i had been had!