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Why God....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:01 pm
by Wingo
... never went to university

  1. Because he had only one major publication.
  2. And it was in Hebrew.
  3. And it had no cited references.
  4. And it wasn't published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer review.
  5. And some even doubt he wrote it himself.
  6. It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since?
  7. The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to replicate his results.
  8. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
  9. He expelled his first two students for learning.
 10. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
 11. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

Re: Why God....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:03 pm
by Ashar
LOL! Very nice ;D ;D

Re: Why God....

PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:21 am
by H
You do realize that you're being religion definitive?
Much of this makes for a humorous, but somewhat incorrect, presentation. Also, just for example, there've been many publications, derived from Chaldean-Hebrew, but it's not verifiably known what language He would have actually written it in. That's kind of the risk you take when presenting something with religious affiliation.
;)



8-)

Re: Why God....

PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:45 am
by Jared
still a good laugh :)

Re: Why God....

PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:55 am
by Mazza
ROFL four letters can't sum it up...HAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAH

well that was a good laugh and i sometimes ask myself the same question... Why god?why

Re: Why God....

PostPosted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:45 pm
by spitfire boy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAH


Ummmmm....... :-? :o

;D

P.S. Haha...