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Postby Ravang » Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:51 pm

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I
will judge who does the better job."  So Satan and Jesus sat down at the
keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld.  Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:  "It's gone!
It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"  Meanwhile,
Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two
hours of work.  Satan observed this and became irate.

"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
work and I don't have any?"

..................................

God just shrugged and said,............"JESUS SAVES"! ;D
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Re: Saving

Postby H » Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:38 pm

So Satan had a devil of a time -- all his info went straight to h...
Sounds about right to me.
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Re: Saving

Postby Ashar » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:10 pm

LOL!! ;D ;D
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Re: Saving

Postby Jared » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:01 pm

wow..I've been telling this joke since I was knee high to a grasshopper ;) LITERALLY!
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Re: Saving

Postby a1 » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:02 am

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Saving

Postby MWISimmer » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:15 pm

Nice one  ;D  :)  ;)
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