Ultimate rejection letter

[Wingo]

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

[spitfire boy]

I must remember that one... [smiley=evil.gif]

[Ashar]

LOL!!!  ;D

[Jared]

going to remember that one

[pepper_airborne]

Genious!!

[aussiewannabe]

I know this one is floating around the Net, but it is great!

What's worse is that companies/organizations no longer take the time to send out rejection letters anymore. Guess they rather pay someone in human resources (the most useless part of any organization, since they don't make the company a profit) to justify their existence.