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Postby ozzy72 » Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:36 pm

What kind of wife can simultaneously wash-up with one hand, cook with the other, dust with one foot whilst giving you head and opening your beer bottle with her bum?
A Swiss Army Wife :o ;D
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Re: Utility wife

Postby Ben R » Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:40 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Utility wife

Postby PsychoDiablo » Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:41 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Utility wife

Postby spitfire boy » Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:13 pm

What kind of wife can simultaneously wash-up with one hand, cook with the other, dust with one foot whilst giving you head and opening your beer bottle with her bum?
A Swiss Army Wife :o ;D


Very good... ;D ::)
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Re: Utility wife

Postby john_uk » Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:01 pm

i need to pick one of them up!

but do they come in girlfriend form? :P ;D
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Re: Utility wife

Postby McLovin » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:21 pm

lol Oh my lord
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