Worlds funniest joke as proven by science

[colsie123]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn

[colsie123]

This had to be added in for no reason what so ever.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Something we all know but something which constantly proves americans always have to try and be better no offence uts good quality
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. The Russians used a pencil.

Something less funny but it says dog dog thats a funny word


A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and
politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send
another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no
sense at all!"

[FsNovice]

Something we all know but something which constantly proves americans always have to try and be better no offence uts good quality
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. The Russians used a pencil.

 ;D Absolute class, so even if the russians went backrupt they still have more common sense than the americans!

[Keep It Simple]

Something we all know but something which constantly proves americans always have to try and be better no offence uts good quality
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees Celsius. The Russians used a pencil.

[FsNovice]

i owned that pen, until i lost it :-?

[colsie123]

Are you sure its false I got mit form the science mueseum in Lecister. They have it in a titanium case and the russian pencil in a well piece of glass. They put the fact down and show you a copy of the nasa accounts its set down as "development of space technology pen" aka tryign to outdo the russians who had bet them never new the americnas to be jelous of the russians.

[Keep It Simple]

Are you sure its false I got mit form the science mueseum in Lecister. They have it in a titanium case and the russian pencil in a well piece of glass. They put the fact down and show you a copy of the nasa accounts its set down as "development of space technology pen" aka tryign to outdo the russians who had bet them never new the americnas to be jelous of the russians.

Yes, it absolutely is false.
http://www.thespacereview.com/article/613/1
If a museum is

[an-225]

Strangely enough, I'm not laughing.

And please, make an effort in regards of spelling and grammar. You are from the UK, and seemingly older than me, there is no reason for you to be all over the place like that.

[colsie123]

Whats your point about my spelling and grammar.

[Mictheslik]

Whats your point about my spelling and grammar.

The fact that it is very hard to understand what point you are trying to put across, due to the lack of punctuation and correct spelling

.mic

PS....to be fair....you are from scotland....

[colsie123]

Yeah and your from England ill cum doon there an gie you a glesga kiss ya mad goon. Sorry some more glasgowegian if you understand it and know what a glasgow kiss is please post and tell him.

[Mictheslik]

glasgowegian

Is that Glaswegian for Glaswegian  ::)

.mic

[john_uk]

glasgowegian

Is that Glaswegian for Glaswegian  ::)

.mic

erm.... pwned is the word!

oh and those jokes arn't rely funny. i didnt even chuckle never mind lulzz

[colsie123]

No it was me makeing a typeing error. And how are they pwned.

[Mictheslik]

No it was me makeing a typeing error. And how are they pwned.

I don't quite see how you can slip an "o" in there through a typing error, considering both "g" and "w" are at the other end of the keyboard

.mic