Simviation Forums

How can you tell that there's a drummer at your front door?
The knocking gets faster and faster.

How can you tell that there's a vocalist at your front door?
She forgot the key and doesn't know when to come in.

How can you tell that there's an accordionist at your front door?
He doesn't stop knocking even after you answer.

How do you know when a trombone player is at your front door?
The doorbell drags.

How do you know when there's a banjo player at your door?
His hat says "Domino's".

*ooohhhh*  That joke should be 'band.'  

How do you know when a trombone player is at your front door?
The doorbell drags.

Never, ever, ever encourage a trombonist! EVER!

You must interpret the music to play it correctly, and all music is supposed to have the unmistakable sound and feel of a trombonist.

yeah, I'm a boner 8-)