Heart attack

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Heart attack

Postby Theis » Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:26 am

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital emergency room. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, "you're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to lawyer and the other to a social worker".

The man quickly responds, "the lawyer's".

The doctor says, "Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"

The man says, "I already know enough. We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the lawyer's probably never used his. So I'll take the attorney's!"
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Re: Heart attack

Postby beaky » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:51 pm

Zzzzing!!

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Re: Heart attack

Postby Jared » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:48 am

::) 8-) ;D
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Re: Heart attack

Postby machineman9 » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:02 am

lots of punchlines went through my head when i saw the title, but this one was better than all my ideas together  ;D
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Re: Heart attack

Postby Bird-Nerd » Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:10 pm

How many punchlines can you get with a heart attack joke?  ::)
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