A Blondes Year In Review ((its pretty funny))

January- Took New Scarf back to store because it was too tight
February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELOOO!!!.....bottles wont fit into a labeler
March-Got really excited finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....Box said 2-4 years
April- Trapped on Esculator for hours...Power went out
May- Tried to make kool-aid.....wrong instructions...8 cups of water wont fit into those small litlle packets
June- Tried to go water skiing...couldnt find a lake with a slope
july- Lost breast stroke, found out the others cheated, they used their arms
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm, car swamped
because soft top was open
September- The capital of california is "c" isn't it
Octoper Hate M & M's So hard to peel
November- Baked turkey for 4 and a half days...instruction said 1 hour per pound and i way 108!!!
December- Couldnt call 911 DUHHH theres no "eleven" number on the phone!!!
WHAT A YEAR
February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELOOO!!!.....bottles wont fit into a labeler
March-Got really excited finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....Box said 2-4 years
April- Trapped on Esculator for hours...Power went out
May- Tried to make kool-aid.....wrong instructions...8 cups of water wont fit into those small litlle packets
June- Tried to go water skiing...couldnt find a lake with a slope
july- Lost breast stroke, found out the others cheated, they used their arms
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm, car swamped
because soft top was open
September- The capital of california is "c" isn't it
Octoper Hate M & M's So hard to peel
November- Baked turkey for 4 and a half days...instruction said 1 hour per pound and i way 108!!!
December- Couldnt call 911 DUHHH theres no "eleven" number on the phone!!!
WHAT A YEAR