Dr. Smith #2

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Dr. Smith #2

Postby llamedos » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:51 pm

Probably BPB but here goes.

A flat chested lady walks into Dr. Smith's office and asks for breast enlargement Surgery, Dr Smith informs the lady about a cheaper and pain free method.

The lady agrees to give it a try and asks the Dr. What to do. Dr. Smith tells the lady all you have to do is rub your boobs with toilet paper for 5 minutes every day, and return in one month to see if it has worked. The lady agrees and follows the Dr's instructions for the full month.

After the month she returns to her doctor very disappointed with the results, nothing has changed, her boobs are exactly the same size as before.

Dr Smith is very puzzled with the results and tells the lady.

My wife has been wiping her arse with toilet paper and her arse is HUGE.
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Re: Dr. Smith #2

Postby chiptas » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:14 pm

lol thats funny ;D
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Re: Dr. Smith #2

Postby john_uk » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:50 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dr. Smith #2

Postby Ashton Lawson » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:59 am

bpbbiadkow

Been posted before, but in a different kind of way.

Still quite funny though. ;)
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Re: Dr. Smith #2

Postby chiptas » Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:47 am

bpbbiadkow

Been posted before, but in a different kind of way.

Still quite funny though. ;)


Ok these acronyms are getting out of hand now :) its getting like those personalised number plates that only you know what it means and everyone else is going whats a mfdvr, well bad example but you know what i mean.

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Re: Dr. Smith #2

Postby spitfire boy » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:44 am

bpbbiadkow


And I thought ROFLMAO was bad.... ::)

Oh, and by the way (btw ;D)

ROFLMAO!!! ;D :D
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Re: Dr. Smith #2

Postby ThomasKaira » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:44 pm

bpbbiadkow

Been posted before, but in a different kind of way.

Still quite funny though. ;)


Ok these acronyms are getting out of hand now :) its getting like those personalised number plates that only you know what it means and everyone else is going whats a mfdvr, well bad example but you know what i mean.

;D


omg! inbd!  ;D

On topic: Didn't really get the joke, probably just me.
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