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A little guy is sitting at the bar in a pub when in walks a body building giant who proceeds to knock the guy off his stool and says "That was a karate chop from Korea!" and then orders his drinks. The little guy gets back onto his stool looking a little stunned but deciding not to pick a fight with the giant thug.
A few minutes later the thug returns to the bar, knocks the guy off his stool again and says "That was a judo chop from Japan!".
The little guy picks himself up and wobbles out of the pub. He comes back half an hour later to see the thug sitting on his stool at the bar and proceeds to hit him on the back of the head and knocks him out cold. He turns to the barman and says "When that git wakes up tell him that was a crowbar from B&Q!"

lol  ;D

That's almost as bad as the guy that walked into a bar and kept looking over his shoulder. Finally the bartender asked him what he was looking over his shoulder at. He said, well, there's this great big ole Great Dane tied up outside the door. About this time the owner of the Great Dane chimes in with, "That's my dog, why you got a problem with it!?" The gut says, well, my dog just killed your dog. The Great Dane owner jumps up and says, "What the hell kinda dog you got!?" The guy says, ah, a Chihuahua.

The Great Dane owner starts laughing his a$$ off and says, "There's no way in hell a Chihuahua could possibly kill a Great Dane!" The guy says, "Well, I'm sorry, but your dog is definitely dead and my Chihuahua did it sure as I'm standing here." The Great Dane owner says, "How could such a small dog kill a Great Dane!" The guy says , "I'm not 100% positive, But I believe your dog choked to death on my Chihuahua."

Nice one Romulus

lol, lovee the dog one!