Never leave your nuts alone.

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Never leave your nuts alone.

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:43 pm

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patient to a baseball game.

For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well.

As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and the patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

When he returned, there was a riot in progress.

Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled,

"PEANUTS"
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Re: Never leave your nuts alone.

Postby Isak922 » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:27 pm

LOL

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Re: Never leave your nuts alone.

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:29 pm

Best laid plans and all that.................. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Never leave your nuts alone.

Postby a1 » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:45 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Never leave your nuts alone.

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:30 am

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Never leave your nuts alone.

Postby john_uk » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:35 am

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Re: Never leave your nuts alone.

Postby spitfire boy » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:48 pm

Following the pattern here, it follows I've gotta do half a smilie. Right...

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Will that do?

Naah, this joke deseres more;
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Re: Never leave your nuts alone.

Postby Jared » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:31 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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