Criminals and Cars

Just a few that were in the latest Top Gear Magazine... Hilarious!
In Austin Texas A criminal attempting to elude the Police cars following him sought refuge by speeding into the nearest car park. Sadly for him it turned out to be the Parking Garage of the Austin police department.
In a Similar pinch, a 16 year old girl Charged with stealing a vehicle, who appeared in the Kalamazoo court only to discover that the vehicle she'd succesfully liberated the previous day had been the pride and joy of the presiding judge.
In Renfew ( UK) a particularly obese and drunk thief was caught after getting wedged in half in and half out of a car window he'd smashed to gain acces and having been spanked by several passers-by
A man who tried ( and failed ) to pull off a cash machine left behind his nyumberplate for the police
A car thief panicked by the alarm system was caught by using his dental records as he left his false teeth in the car.
In Sofia a man branded by the Police as the worst criminal holds 17 seperate convictions for car theft, having been obeserved every time struggling to gain entry into the vehicle and the police being informed " It's that man with one arm again"
Finally a man in Vasilyevo was charged with theft after programming his home adress into the Sat Nav of a car he was stealing and then left behind.

In Austin Texas A criminal attempting to elude the Police cars following him sought refuge by speeding into the nearest car park. Sadly for him it turned out to be the Parking Garage of the Austin police department.
In a Similar pinch, a 16 year old girl Charged with stealing a vehicle, who appeared in the Kalamazoo court only to discover that the vehicle she'd succesfully liberated the previous day had been the pride and joy of the presiding judge.
In Renfew ( UK) a particularly obese and drunk thief was caught after getting wedged in half in and half out of a car window he'd smashed to gain acces and having been spanked by several passers-by
A man who tried ( and failed ) to pull off a cash machine left behind his nyumberplate for the police
A car thief panicked by the alarm system was caught by using his dental records as he left his false teeth in the car.
In Sofia a man branded by the Police as the worst criminal holds 17 seperate convictions for car theft, having been obeserved every time struggling to gain entry into the vehicle and the police being informed " It's that man with one arm again"
Finally a man in Vasilyevo was charged with theft after programming his home adress into the Sat Nav of a car he was stealing and then left behind.

