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No Offence.......

PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:04 pm
by Ein
......To any Dutchmen (or women!)

Q: Why does Dutch food taste like farts?

:-? : I dunno Billy-Bob, why?


A: Because they cook it in Dutch ovens!!!

;D :D ;D :D : LOL!!!!!!!

Re: No Offence.......

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:32 am
by Sir_Crashalot
Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha :-? :-? :-?

Crash ;) (It ain't much, if it ain't Dutch)

PS Although I am Dutch I don't have any idea what a Dutch oven is or how farts taste.....

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart. Now to find a connection between the two.

Re: No Offence.......

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:15 am
by flyboy 28
Lmfao! ;D ;D Easily understandable if you're experienced in outdoor cooking and also if you have a crude sense of humor.  

And Nick, if you don't get the joke, there's zero reason to put someone else down like that. Keep it to yourself.

Re: No Offence.......

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:29 am
by john_uk
lol ;D ;D i get it :)

Re: No Offence.......

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:38 am
by NDSP
Lmfao! ;D ;D Easily understandable if you're experienced in outdoor cooking and also if you have a crude sense of humor.  

And Nick, if you don't get the joke, there's zero reason to put someone else down like that. Keep it to yourself.



ok ok... its gone

Re: No Offence.......

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:01 pm
by TacitBlue
LOL. Some freinds and I were discussing plans to go camping and I suggested that we cook a roast in a dutch oven. One of them had no idea that a dutch oven was also a cast iron thing that you cook in. He was like "That's sick! No one is going to want to eat that!" ;D

Re: No Offence.......

PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:29 am
by Stubbedtoe18
[smiley=thumbdown.gif] ugh

Re: No Offence.......

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:39 pm
by Sytse
Allright! Somebody please explain what a 'Dutch oven' is!  :-?

Re: No Offence.......

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 8:56 pm
by Ein
A dutch oven is where you and (insert preferable person) are in bed and you fart, don't tell them, and stick their faces under the blankets and force them to reek your farts  :P :P :P

That my friends, is a dutch Oven

Re: No Offence.......

PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:04 am
by spitfire boy
[quote]A dutch oven is where you and (insert preferable person) are in bed and you fart, don't tell them, and stick their faces under the blankets and force them to reek your farts

Re: No Offence.......

PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:42 am
by expat
A dutch oven is where you and (insert preferable person) are in bed and you fart, don't tell them, and stick their faces under the blankets and force them to reek your farts  :P :P :P

That my friends, is a dutch Oven



Ah, duvet diving. Got Mrs the-ex-pat once with that and ONLY once. Now she has a sixth sence and just "knows" and her hands clamp down on that quilt quicker than my dog diving for a scrap that hit the floor.

Matt

Re: No Offence.......

PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:29 pm
by AlphaBravo
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