What is a tomato's favourite place to go out?

[Theis]

Club Sandwich!

[Sytse]

[DONTREADMYUSERNAME]

man, you just embarassed the heck out of everyone... Even your mom is going "wtf was that?!"

lol jk

i hate groaners

[H]

Club Sandwich!

I rather doubt that -- it rarely goes in in one piece, let alone come out in one.

8-)

[Ein]

I have to admit, that was quite a tickler.
These chaps must not have ANY sense of humour, eh?  :-?
Cheers,
Ein

[NDSP]

I have to admit, that was quite a tickler.
These chaps must not have ANY sense of humour, eh?  :-?
Cheers,
Ein

Well.. look at this thread and your thread... and then search around other threads in this forum (humor)... and then tell me if we have to sense of humor

[flyboy 28]

I love corny jokes.

Nice one Theis.

[Romulus111VADT]

Where's a place tomato's go for a fling and a real bash?

Why at the La Tomatina Spanish Tomato Festival at Bu

[H]

50% of those who've ever died in war have eaten tomatoes.
85% of those who've died in car accidents have eaten tomatoes.
97% of all Spanish who've died have eaten tomatoes.
95% of all pilots or air passengers who've died in a plane crash have eaten tomatoes prior to or during the flight.
80% of those who've drowned have eaten tomatoes.
If one is scepticle of the danger of eating tomato products, place a live goldfish in a pail full of tomato juice. Within ten minutes, the fish will be dead. For those still unconvinced, not believing what applies to other creatures applies to humans, completely submerse your own head in a pail full of tomato juice for ten minutes.

8-)