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Psalm 129

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:51 pm
by Jared
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."


Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Re: Psalm 129

PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:50 am
by Wingo
So far this is the only one to make me chuckle out of all the terrible ones you've posted :P

Re: Psalm 129

PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:31 pm
by Ein
Ah, thats a great one!
I shall make Uncle Morty spew his Vanilla Coke across the dinner table tonight!
Cheers,
Ein.