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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a d-i-c-k.

I heard this one before except instead of

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a thingy

it said "Between 15 and 70 a man is like America - ruled by a ****(Four letter word for a mans yoohoo)

Yeah, it was originally d.i.c.k. But the language filters blocked it.

I don't get it though, what if you want to say the nickname for someone who's name is Richard? :-?

Speaking of the nickname... There is a Biology teacher at my high school named Richard "D*ck" Head. And a math teacher named Mrs. Pecker...

lol, some of that is true.....

Brilliant......LOL!!

I'm from Iran...

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like U.S.A. - ruled by a d-i-c-k.


Anyone offended by this?
Good.. then you know how the Iranians feel..
This joke is a bit political, and can offend people, in this case Iranians..

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like U.S.A. - ruled by a d-i-c-k.


Anyone offended by this?
Good.. then you know how the Iranians feel..
This joke is a bit political, and can offend people, in this case Iranians..

Too bloody right - G.W. Bush complains about Iran's nuclear programme, while he has control over the largest nuclear arsenal in the world, and is probably stupid enough to use it given the slightest excuse.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like U.S.A. - ruled by a d-i-c-k.


Anyone offended by this?
Good.. then you know how the Iranians feel..
This joke is a bit political, and can offend people, in this case Iranians..

Every democrat here agrees with you on that one....

My wife worked for a safety supply company many years ago. There was a woman there with the last name of D-I-C-K. Her father came to visit her one day and the receptionist not paying attention came on the public address system and announced the following, "Katherine D-i-c-k, there is a Harry D-i-c-k here to see you." The entire building erupted in laughter.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like U.S.A. - ruled by a d-i-c-k.


Anyone offended by this?
Good.. then you know how the Iranians feel..
This joke is a bit political, and can offend people, in this case Iranians..

Every democrat here agrees with you on that one....

I couldn't care less, if people are democrats, or whatever they are..

What I care about, is equal respect to people, no matter what country they're from!

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like U.S.A. - ruled by a d-i-c-k.


Anyone offended by this?
Good.. then you know how the Iranians feel..
This joke is a bit political, and can offend people, in this case Iranians..

AGREED

Bush and American forign policy are far more d-i-c-kish than Mahmoud Ahmadinejad could ever be...

That really is quite a d-i-c-kish comment to be honest Flyboy, I thought it said Iraq when i first glimpsed it, and i could just about understand that...but Iran... that really demonstrates typical ignorent yank attitude  :P I know it may be news to many, but the US don't own the planet  ;D

Well there is a lot of truth in the USA version......


everyone knows (the) D.i.c.k Chenney is in charge!

Of course D.i.c.k can be a funny name, but so can Jack when used properly. For instance, one time I was waiting for a job interview and overheard in the office chatter a man asking if a co-worker had taken the rest of the week off. Thing is, he said it like this- "Jack off all week?", the whole office fell into awkward silence for a moment and then someone answered him "Yes! Jack is off all week."