Smart engineer

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Smart engineer

Postby Jared » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:44 pm

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
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Re: Smart engineer

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:53 pm

Nerds. ::) ;D ;D ;D
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"We're just sitting here trying to put our PCjrs in a pile and burn them. And the damn things won't burn. That's the only thing IBM did right with it - they made i
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Re: Smart engineer

Postby Aerophile » Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:20 am

"They have 'the knack'"
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