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Tonto and the Lone Ranger...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:26 pm

... are out in the desert when Tonto suddenly stops his horse, jumps off and puts his ear to the ground.
He then announces "Buffalo come!"
"How can you tell?" asks the Lone Ranger.
Tonto replies "Face sticky" ;D
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Re: Tonto and the Lone Ranger...

Postby Omag 2.0 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:49 pm

Eew..  ;D
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Re: Tonto and the Lone Ranger...

Postby Isak922 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:08 pm

Ozzy... So wrong  ;D ;D

Took me about 10 seconds to get it  ;D ;D  :-/
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Re: Tonto and the Lone Ranger...

Postby MOUSY » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:04 pm

AAAAHHHHH! Crap And A Half!!!
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Re: Tonto and the Lone Ranger...

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:05 am

;D ;D ;D ;D Probably a little deaf in that one ear too.
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Re: Tonto and the Lone Ranger...

Postby john_uk » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:11 am

haha LOL!  eeww but LOL!

was trying to drink a can of dr. pepper while reading that, nearly went everywhere.

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Re: Tonto and the Lone Ranger...

Postby Sytse » Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:17 pm

D'oh!  ;D
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Re: Tonto and the Lone Ranger...

Postby Jared » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:43 pm

ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Tonto and the Lone Ranger...

Postby Pappy44 » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:20 pm

if i may add....

tonto and the lone ranger are out and about when a whole crap load of indians suddenly surround them.  The Lone Ranger looks at them and calmly says, "you know we will fight to the death"

Tonto says, "what's this "we" shiat white man?"
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Re: Tonto and the Lone Ranger...

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:21 pm

You may and.......... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Tonto and the Lone Ranger...

Postby a1 » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:07 am

ugh :o
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