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the Pirate say when he had a cardiac arrest?









































Argh! Me Hearty!

The horror!

I think my heart skipped a few beats from pure horribleness  ;D

Know what the best Pirate pickup lines are for a lady?

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin

[quote]Know what the best Pirate pickup lines are for a lady?

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin

I thought the first was hilarious!!!

I have had a few bottles of beer though

Ill be sure to remember that for tomorrow nights outing

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?  Um, just Ewwww.  ;D

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

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