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11 things you'll...

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:40 pm
by ozzy72
... never hear a woman say;
1) Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?
2) You take me out too much, can't we just stay in?
3) A fake one will do.
4) You look stressed out, let me give you a bl*wjob.
5) Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it.
6) That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body.
7) My mother is a right old b*tch.
8) No, no, you buy me too much already.
9) Give it to me hard from behind big boy, you know I like it.
10) What headache?
11) Put your money away, let me buy the round.

Re: 11 things you'll...

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:02 pm
by MOUSY
LMAO...

...but I beg to differ on #9 though...

Re: 11 things you'll...

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:11 am
by Mushroom_Farmer
;D ;D ;D Poor Mark. I fear he's speaking from personal experiance.

Re: 11 things you'll...

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:10 am
by john_uk
i've heard #4 before ;)